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Things you/I do when no one is around

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:07:10 -0400

lick the ice cream bowl
stuff pasta in your face
no pants
Use Biggest Loser Work Out DVD and cry
poop
Watch Two and half men
Bring ‘oops’ home and not have to explain to anyone the morning after
Drink wine striaght from the bottle
watch lifetime
Let it rip
lay around all day
drink beer all day
consume more food then should be allowed
eat the crumbs/sprinkles of the circus animal cookies by stuffing your face in the bag

masturbate

Leave a message on Draculas voicemail. 872-bat-meat

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 22:22:35 -0400

Leave a message on Draculas voicemail. 872-bat-meat

(via grizzlby)

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 22:04:32 -0400

(via grizzlby)

US opposes honest labeling of GMO foods

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 11:14:34 -0400

US opposes honest labeling of GMO foods:

morningstar:

…the issue goes even further to suggest that no country should be able to require mandatory GMO labeling on food items, even though science shows that GMOs act differently in the body than do natural organisms and are a threat to health…

…the FDA and USDA now want to prohibit the labeling of products that do not contain GMO ingredients. In other words, the FDA and USDA are trying to outlaw truth in labeling and are openly working deceive the public.

If you are not familiar with the dangers of GMOs, check out the following website for more information:

http://www.seedsofdeception.com

Part of Obama’s “Change” was/is to appoint as many corporate, big agriculture, and GMO industry CEOs, investors, shareholders, etc into such bureaucratic positions. These decisions are made with anyone in mind but the American people. Revolving door politics are America’s Hope and Change!

Read again: its illegal to know the contents of your food, and illegal to know if you are choosing a non-GMO option. Sit down, consume, and keep working. Hope!

This is fucked.

theduty: CALLING ALL NYC FOLKS!!!! Come celebrate the...

Sat, 10 Jul 2010 18:09:17 -0400

theduty:

CALLING ALL NYC FOLKS!!!!
Come celebrate the theatrical premiere of Winnebago Man THIS WEEKEND!

WINNEBAGO MAN (2010)

Jack Rebney is the most famous man you’ve never heard of - an RV salesman whose hilarious, foul-mouthed outbursts circulated on VHS tapes in the 90s before turning into a full-blown Internet phenomenon in 2005, seen by 20 million people worldwide. Filmmaker Ben Steinbauer goes in search of Rebney - and finds him living alone on a mountain top, unaware of his fame. WINNEBAGO MAN is a laugh-out-loud look at viral culture and an unexpectedly poignant tale of one man’s response to unintended celebrity.

“Holy sh*t, is this a f**king funny documentary!” - ROGER EBERT
“Madly entertaining” - NEW YORK MAGAZINE (Critics’ Pick!)
“An intriguing meditation on character, celebrity, and the filmmaking process itself.” - THE NEW YORKER
“Give us 2 reasons this will not be the best movie of Summer 2010.” - ESQUIRE MAGAZINE

(Opens in theaters July 9th in NYC at the Landmark Sunshine Cinema on Houston & AMC Empire 25 in Times Square, before expanding nationally!)

I went to the premier last night, michael moore and a guy from curb your enthusiasm was there. Plus the winnebago man himself. Fun times!

Photo

Sat, 10 Jul 2010 18:05:19 -0400

My neighbors are calling the health dept.

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 15:25:25 -0400

Because there’s 2 pieces of shit in the 2 sq ft backyard I have. Seriously, super passive aggressive about it too. Wish my buddy eric was here. It would have been a riot.

They were cute as puppies.

Thu, 01 Jul 2010 10:11:29 -0400

They were cute as puppies.

Winchester likes soccer.

Thu, 01 Jul 2010 10:10:08 -0400

Winchester likes soccer.

Finally makin hearts

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 13:42:04 -0400

Finally makin hearts

My game got featured on Woot.com

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:15:30 -0400

My game got featured on Woot.com:

Pretty excited about this

Photo

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:13:27 -0400

Some people in the cube next to me have been trying to figure out tumblr for the past 3 days.

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 11:40:19 -0400

They just got to the dashboard, and figured it out.

This is an advertising agency that’s been around for awhile. Seriously folks. A little bit behind.

Trailer for my game, Boggs. I’m not a good trailer maker,...

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 15:44:00 -0400

Trailer for my game, Boggs. I’m not a good trailer maker, unfortunately.

But if you like Wade Boggs, and/or if you like Beer, then you’ll like this game!

This is why I haven’t given up on America yet.

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 17:41:51 -0400

This is why I haven’t given up on America yet.

All but given up on tumblr

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 10:04:47 -0400

It’s boring.

"Ken Shamrock… pushes his walker to the center of the cage…. OHHH Rizzo with a low kick..."

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 11:49:48 -0400

“Ken Shamrock… pushes his walker to the center of the cage…. OHHH Rizzo with a low kick to the walker and Shamrock is down! Rizzo punches Shamrock in the chest but because Shamrocks trunks are pulled up to his armpits the ref calls it a low blow! Shamrock really hangin in there… the winner gets a free breakfast at country kitchen buffet.”

- The play by play for Ken Shamrock’s next fight. via cagepotato.com

Built sandra a bike today. It was fun

Sat, 05 Jun 2010 18:16:32 -0400

Built sandra a bike today. It was fun

Bowwww

Thu, 27 May 2010 19:31:06 -0400

Bowwww

The Valdez wasn't our nation's largest oil spill

Wed, 26 May 2010 20:35:25 -0400

The Valdez wasn't our nation's largest oil spill:

The largest was in good old Greenpoint, Brooklyn. In the Gross, Polluted, Newtown Creek an estimated 17 million gallons of oil was spilled. The oil still sits underground today.

Proves all the oil companies care about at the end of the day is saving face. Exxon Valdez was a big pr disaster above everything else for the Shareholders.