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Kid on shrooms runs from the police. FLOOOORIDA!!!

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:08:30 -0500

Kid on shrooms runs from the police.

FLOOOORIDA!!!

Wicked awesome xbox game. You can tell by the cover.

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:51:23 -0500

Wicked awesome xbox game. You can tell by the cover.

My buddy's girlfriend

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:32:00 -0500

me: have yall met in real life?
him: not yet i just got like a dozen nudes of her

Throwing pit moves in my cubicle.

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:16:41 -0500

I sit in a little cubicle surrounded by a bunch of sales guys who jabber on the phone all day, so I frequently put on the phones and jam.

When I get a good groove going, i just start throwing ‘bows.

I think everyone around me thinks I’m nuts.

I think imdb.com is rigged

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:07:27 -0500

I think imdb.com is rigged:

I see a lot of comments on how shitty a film is, but they give the film 8/10. Surely this isn’t right. I see some films that everyone comments is pure shit, and yet it has a 7.0 rating. I think it’s rigged somehow, and is just another marketing tool.

People have pet anteaters, and dress them up.

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:46:47 -0500

People have pet anteaters, and dress them up.

"It would sell like butter at a dry toast convention."

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 15:55:12 -0500

“It would sell like butter at a dry toast convention.”

- I’m so tired.

What just happened?

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 03:34:50 -0500

What just happened?

Let's split the crowd.

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:01:21 -0500

you guys goto the left, and you guys to the right.

When the breakdown comes run at each other and full force.

“Tattoo Assassins character list was diverse including a...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:27:04 -0500

“Tattoo Assassins character list was diverse including a revenge seeking stripper, an Indian, a rock star, a tribal warrior, a Yakuza assassin, a former Navy seal and a Nancy Kerrigan rip off to name but a few. The range of fatalities was also quite large featuring over 200 special endings such as a falling Delorian, octopus attack and more. Delightful special moves included explosive diarrhea and vomiting.” - kotaku.com

The perfect video game? I think so.

poobah: Cool Doggie (picdump) This looks a lot like...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:42:35 -0500

poobah:

Cool Doggie (picdump)

This looks a lot like buscemi.

There wouldn’t be any food left in that fridge though.

Buscemi

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:39:04 -0500

My dog, Buscemi, just pooped out a poop shaped plastic bag.

Way to go!

Angelina Jolie is aging pretty good, if you ask me.

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:19:29 -0500

Angelina Jolie is aging pretty good, if you ask me.

ouch

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:27:05 -0500

ouch

theduty: …one giant step backwards for racial...

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 03:44:33 -0500

theduty:

…one giant step backwards for racial equality.

*sighhhhh*

Damn there goes my stepmom

jhnbrssndn: snuh: (via margann) oh god. keep him away from...

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 03:42:53 -0500

jhnbrssndn:

snuh:

(via margann)

oh god. keep him away from the kids!

Rambler American. I really like the name ‘Rambler’....

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:38:50 -0500

Rambler American.

I really like the name ‘Rambler’. It was an automotive company owned by Nash, then AMC.

This car is a purty one.

I thought this movie was pretty good. Don’t go...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:23:09 -0500

I thought this movie was pretty good.

Don’t go wikipedia-ing the ‘facts’, just take it for it’s entertainment value, plus Milla Jovovich is awesome.

7/10 Stars

$5 foot long at subway

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 13:48:08 -0500

I’m carb comatosed. I knew I should’ve just not been the greedy white man who shoots the whole buffalo and can only take 100 lbs.

My honey oat greed has gotten the best of me.

This is my buddy Johnny Lasker’s rap about cheese. It...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:33:49 -0500

This is my buddy Johnny Lasker’s rap about cheese. It might melt the internet.