Favorite:
56. Screaming, “Someone buy me a drink!” has never worked.
21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are
i don’t know about that one… OK i DO know & this one is FALSE.
My favorite: “33. The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.”
so true. and in regards to #21, my parents are lightweights. it’s been testing.
#25 it is only permissible to shout “woo-hoo!” if you are doing a shot with four or more people.
I’ll add one for the boys… i dont know if it’s on the list or not…
#87: If shes drinking water, that means shes wasted!
