Everyone is depressing today. Someone start talking about poo or periods or something.
I love pooping. I love farting too. I love farting in the subway, silently fucking everyone’s morning up. Take that passive aggressive cock gobblers!
I also love taking pics of my prized poops, not just the megashits that reaffirm that i’ll always have a job smuggling drugs into the us waiting for me, but also the ones in situations that make me smile, think, what a wonderful country we live in. Example: This lil guy was taken on the 4th of july at a hipster bar filled with guys with those v-necks and girls that won’t bat their eyes at me, so i decided to punish them:
I also enjoy weighing myself before, and after pooing, as a kind of sport. See who’s poo weighs the most.
