“Tattoo Assassins character list was diverse including a revenge seeking stripper, an Indian, a rock star, a tribal warrior, a Yakuza assassin, a former Navy seal and a Nancy Kerrigan rip off to name but a few. The range of fatalities was also quite large featuring over 200 special endings such as a falling Delorian, octopus attack and more. Delightful special moves included explosive diarrhea and vomiting.” - kotaku.com

The perfect video game? I think so.