for you ry. do you hate me only half us much now? (or should i be super hard-core and use text pad! - which is what i did the other night…not with your mom)
Since you’re on a mac, you gotta be textmate-ing. BBEdit, what is this? FlashDevelop for the win!
Ok for serious now. Last nerd post of this week. All rimjobs and fart porn here on out.
I have no use for Adobe products and do not need them to make a living. Nope, not at all.
Please. Tell me lolz doesnt use dreamqueefer for its sites
According to CNN - “…you may have read those women’s magazine articles about how being physically intimate can help you shed pounds. However, a 120-pound woman burns only 57 calories during 15 minutes of sex. That’s less than half a Hostess Ho-Ho. The sweat could do nice things for your skin, but your waist will remain the same size.”
Who the hell only has 15 minutes of sex on a regular occasion? I feel sorry for that girl… Average sex for me is 1-2 hours, and I don’t let the girl just lay there and take it she needs to do some work too.
Skrilled also claims to take 3 hour dumps, and it took him a reported 4 hours just to post this past tumblr. But he doesn’t do all the work himself, of course.
Has like a jena malone sex scene. I have a boner. I need to goto sleep b4 i start thinking unpure thoughts.
Working till 3am is no fun.
It appears another all nighter is ahead of me. Seriously if i wasn’t doing kickboxing i would fucking shoot myself in the forehead with a flare gun.
There is alot of awesome porn tumblrs, with classy, yet trashy(in an oh so ironic hipster cool way) porn, naked girls with guns is like a surefire boner for me.
I’m trying to reblog the cool ones, at nice cans
“(Christianity) …the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree…” (via)
opentape: This is the first release of Opentape - a free, open-source package that lets you make and host your own mixtapes on the web.
See demo, download it and let us know what you think.Neat! This seems to implement what I was thinking about months ago. This idea is in the air.
Hey everybody, now you can get sued by the riaa! For Free!
