lick the ice cream bowl
stuff pasta in your face
no pants
Use Biggest Loser Work Out DVD and cry
poop
Watch Two and half men
Bring ‘oops’ home and not have to explain to anyone the morning after
Drink wine striaght from the bottle
watch lifetime
Let it rip
lay around all day
drink beer all day
consume more food then should be allowed
eat the crumbs/sprinkles of the circus animal cookies by stuffing your face in the bag
masturbate
Leave a message on Draculas voicemail. 872-bat-meat
(via grizzlby)
…the issue goes even further to suggest that no country should be able to require mandatory GMO labeling on food items, even though science shows that GMOs act differently in the body than do natural organisms and are a threat to health…
…the FDA and USDA now want to prohibit the labeling of products that do not contain GMO ingredients. In other words, the FDA and USDA are trying to outlaw truth in labeling and are openly working deceive the public.
If you are not familiar with the dangers of GMOs, check out the following website for more information:
http://www.seedsofdeception.comPart of Obama’s “Change” was/is to appoint as many corporate, big agriculture, and GMO industry CEOs, investors, shareholders, etc into such bureaucratic positions. These decisions are made with anyone in mind but the American people. Revolving door politics are America’s Hope and Change!
Read again: its illegal to know the contents of your food, and illegal to know if you are choosing a non-GMO option. Sit down, consume, and keep working. Hope!
This is fucked.
CALLING ALL NYC FOLKS!!!!
Come celebrate the theatrical premiere of Winnebago Man THIS WEEKEND!
WINNEBAGO MAN (2010)Jack Rebney is the most famous man you’ve never heard of - an RV salesman whose hilarious, foul-mouthed outbursts circulated on VHS tapes in the 90s before turning into a full-blown Internet phenomenon in 2005, seen by 20 million people worldwide. Filmmaker Ben Steinbauer goes in search of Rebney - and finds him living alone on a mountain top, unaware of his fame. WINNEBAGO MAN is a laugh-out-loud look at viral culture and an unexpectedly poignant tale of one man’s response to unintended celebrity.
“Holy sh*t, is this a f**king funny documentary!” - ROGER EBERT
“Madly entertaining” - NEW YORK MAGAZINE (Critics’ Pick!)
“An intriguing meditation on character, celebrity, and the filmmaking process itself.” - THE NEW YORKER
“Give us 2 reasons this will not be the best movie of Summer 2010.” - ESQUIRE MAGAZINE(Opens in theaters July 9th in NYC at the Landmark Sunshine Cinema on Houston & AMC Empire 25 in Times Square, before expanding nationally!)
I went to the premier last night, michael moore and a guy from curb your enthusiasm was there. Plus the winnebago man himself. Fun times!
Because there’s 2 pieces of shit in the 2 sq ft backyard I have. Seriously, super passive aggressive about it too. Wish my buddy eric was here. It would have been a riot.
They were cute as puppies.
Winchester likes soccer.
Finally makin hearts
