thoughts and memories of (noone). living in gpoint. and doin what (noone) does. ryan @ santaur dot com
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March 10, 2010

Kid on shrooms runs from the police.

FLOOOORIDA!!!

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March 9, 2010
Wicked awesome xbox game. You can tell by the cover.

Wicked awesome xbox game. You can tell by the cover.

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My buddy's girlfriend
me:
have yall met in real life?
him:
not yet i just got like a dozen nudes of her
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March 8, 2010
Throwing pit moves in my cubicle.

I sit in a little cubicle surrounded by a bunch of sales guys who jabber on the phone all day, so I frequently put on the phones and jam.

When I get a good groove going, i just start throwing ‘bows.

I think everyone around me thinks I’m nuts.

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I see a lot of comments on how shitty a film is, but they give the film 8/10. Surely this isn’t right. I see some films that everyone comments is pure shit, and yet it has a 7.0 rating. I think it’s rigged somehow, and is just another marketing tool.

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March 5, 2010
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It would sell like butter at a dry toast convention.
I’m so tired.
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What just happened?

What just happened?

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March 4, 2010
Let’s split the crowd.

you guys goto the left, and you guys to the right.

When the breakdown comes run at each other and full force.

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March 3, 2010
“Tattoo Assassins character list was diverse including a revenge seeking stripper, an Indian, a rock star, a tribal warrior, a Yakuza assassin, a former Navy seal and a Nancy Kerrigan rip off to name but a few. The range of fatalities was also quite large featuring over 200 special endings such as a falling Delorian, octopus attack and more. Delightful special moves included explosive diarrhea and vomiting.” - kotaku.com
The perfect video game? I think so.

“Tattoo Assassins character list was diverse including a revenge seeking stripper, an Indian, a rock star, a tribal warrior, a Yakuza assassin, a former Navy seal and a Nancy Kerrigan rip off to name but a few. The range of fatalities was also quite large featuring over 200 special endings such as a falling Delorian, octopus attack and more. Delightful special moves included explosive diarrhea and vomiting.” - kotaku.com

The perfect video game? I think so.

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